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Trying to put on pants while drunk

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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omg-humor:

Flutter flushomg-humor.tumblr.com

canadianslut:

canadianslut:

I’m Like A Bird

I wanna shit on your car and wake you up early

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suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

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joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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you style that hair lil’ dude!

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and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

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